Divyesh: Jai Bajrang Bali, I will offer you one jug full of oil if you arrange to make me winner of a Rs.1 lakh lottery.

Hanuman: O gullible fool! Use some logic for a change. Had I the power to choose lottery winners, wouldn't I win all the money myself and buy oil by the tub-full instead of begging oil from people like you?

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