by Kiran, Editor, Rationalist Patrika, Gujarat.

Mother: Ralph, what did you learn in church today?

Ralph: Oh, I enjoyed it! Y'see, Moses was rescuing prisoners-of-war from a concentration camp in Egypt. Enemy troops with tanks and guns were pursuing them. When Moses and Co came to the Red Sea, he ordered a construction company to build a bridge for him. All of the prisoners crossed safely. When Moses looked back, he saw the enemy troops on the bridge and he radioed his headquarters to send bombers to blast the bridge -

Mother: MY! My! Did the pastor actually tell you THIS story?

Ralph: Not really, Ma. But if I told it the way he told it, you'd never believe it.

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